![]() It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. From the twisted brain of Michael Logan comes Apocalypse Cow, a story about three unlikely heroes who must save Britain. I’ll take the typewriter, you take the computer.If you think you've seen it all - WORLD WAR Z, THE WALKING DEAD- you haven't seen anything like this. Homer: Okay, I’ll keep the LPs, and you take the CDs. Marge: Are you saying that America was founded on misconceptions? Unless someone picks up the phone.Ĭomic Book Guy: …and that is why The Lord of the Rings can never be filmed. I’ll know who you were cheating on me with in less than six hours. Kirk: Luann, a picture of you cheating on me is downloading to my computer. Homer: I thought Global Warming would take care of it. Marge: We wouldn’t be in this trouble if you’d just pay the heating bill. It says in the Constitution you have to be 35.īart: The Constitution? I’m pretty sure the Patriot Act killed it to ensure our freedoms. Homer: If you haven’t sprung from or aren’t married to my loins get the hell out of this house. Pollster: Oh my god! This family is undecided. Principal Skinner: There’s being right and there’s being nice. Nelson to the print journalist: Ha ha! Your medium is dying. I’m gonna try to remember you the way you used to be. Jon Stewart: I’ll thank you to keep my zingers out of your mouth. Jon Stewart: Well Krusty’s Kids sure missed you. Krusty: Yeah, well I didn’t really believe in the cause. Haven’t seen you since you bailed on that benefit. Now stop and dance like a happy prospector. Now back away from Burns and I will let your dog live. If you don’t have a wife I have kidnapped your brother. Homer: Listen carefully: I’ve taken your wife hostage. Teacher did not pay too much for her condo Homer: The mother of my children with the reason for my children!ĭuffman: I’m just giving it to your wife. Grampa Simpson: You come to me for help rememberin’? That’s like asking your horse to do your taxes. I heard a hub-bub, Bub.įlanders: Well, can’t say for sure but as a Christian I assume the worst! Homer: Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?įlanders: I had to. Ah! Huh? What the hell am I doing here? I gotta get back to the Latin Grammys. Homer: Man, you work as a silhouette model for one day and it haunts you for the rest of your life.ĬRIE Lady: Allow me to demonstra-care. Home r about the towing business: Wow, you make people miserable and there’s nothing they can do about it! Just like God. Louie (Matt Dillon): I don’t call in sick. Homer: When you call in sick, who do you call? Marge: I don’t want to bother the internet with my problem. Lisa: There must be a web site that can help you with a clingy baby. There is a rumor you can mix milk, mentos and lotto scrapings to make jetpack fuel. Homer: Hey, Apu, what happened to all your milk?Īpu: I sold it all to teenagers. This makes up for me showing up drunk to the father-daughter dance. Lisa: And you contributed to our culture. The Wall Street Journal is better than ever Otto: It’s not my fault, the drinking fountain dared me to do it.Ĭolby Kraus: You have what made America great: no understanding of the limits of your power and a complete lack of concern for what anyone thinks of you. Principal Skinner: Well it seems someone was riding the giant tortoise naked. Milhouse: Principal Skinner, why did we have to leave the Learn-and-Touch Reptile Zoo so early? Homer: Bart, I’ll need some clean urine, STAT! Waxman, you’re a genius!Ĭolby Kraus (Stephen Colbert): That’s not my name. Burns: Now let’s enjoy the Miami of Canada: Chicago! Anything except sex! And I do mean “anything”. Burns: And just so you know, she’ll do anything for you. I just wish I’d spent more time at the office. I will not wait twenty years to make another movie User Review 1.5 ( 2 votes) He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs
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